Best T-shirts I've Seen Lately

1. "I love Men" (with the "n" crossed out, and "love" actually being a heart - think the old "I love NYC" shirts) - it doesn't exactly work for me, but it's funny.
2. "It seemed like a good idea at the time" - this would get me out of a lot of trouble
3. "Stop Plate Tectonics"

I'd purchase the last two.